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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.

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• (916): View more from California

  Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about

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• (949): View more from California

  Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.

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• (209): View more from California

  found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.

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  Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.

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