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(301): View more from Maryland

I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm

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(602): View more from Arizona

how was that guy you hooked up with?

(415): View more from California

i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

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(310): View more from California

kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.

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damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.

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(708): View more from Illinois

she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.

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(646): View more from New York

it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes

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(816): View more from Missouri

Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.

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(210): View more from Texas

I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.

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Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.

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Drunk, high, hungover?

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...I wish I had an excuse.

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