my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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