i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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