My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We are two peas in an std pod
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
