Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
A+ Viking dick
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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