hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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