Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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