She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
