Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.