i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I need a beard to bite.