There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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