Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
barbara walters just said penis...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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