I heard we made out
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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