does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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