it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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