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(917): View more from New York City

what time did you get home last night?

(1-917): View more from New York City

SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time

(1-917): View more from New York City

He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott

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(516): View more from New York

ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront

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(817): View more from Texas

You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.

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(817): View more from Texas

It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.

(972): View more from Texas

Told you inviting her was a good idea.

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