Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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