They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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