Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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