i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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