He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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