Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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