these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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