i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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