did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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