when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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