Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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