I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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