i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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