What a fucking waste of an outfit
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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