I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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