My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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