a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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