I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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