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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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