i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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