It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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