His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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