I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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