I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Randomize
