Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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I AM VODKA MAN
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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