Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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