Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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