The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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