I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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