bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
try to milk me bitch
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