No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
