i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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