one two three fourrrrnication!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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