Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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