It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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