Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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