your room smells of hookers.
And success
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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